Posts tagged tweets
Posts tagged tweets
FACT: Trans* pansexuals can psychically increase or decrease a person’s prowess at disco dancing.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
FACT: Pansexuals become violently ill when people say they don’t exist. Much like [with] faeries, clapping heals them.
‘I offer this advice to my friends in case I am indeed taken ill/drunk.’
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
FACT: Much like a chameleon, a pansexual’s hair color can change in response to their mood, stress level, and relationship status.
‘I wish! Well, I suppose it does revert to a dull brown once stress takes hold…’
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
FACT: When a Pansexual wakes up and when they find a attractive mate, their toes wiggle.
‘I.. think I actually do this.’ o_O
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
FACT: X-Men was based on real people. Transgender people have the power to shape-shift at will, gay males can extend their nails and some lesbians are able to control the weather.
FACT: Bisexuals are created when a person reaches level 20 while holding a Moon Stone.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
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FACT: When a trans man and a trans woman look at each other, they become permanently quantum-locked into their current positions.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
FACT: Homosexual men have blood that sparkles pink in sunlight. Homosexual women’s blood looks like a richer red that smells like Captain Morgan Rum.
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
“FACT: All asexuals are secretly Time Lords who somehow escaped the Time War.”
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
“FACT: All pansexuals are fixed points in time.”
(Source: factsaboutqueers)
